Welcome to me, Alvin Orloff!
Here's a book trailer for Disasterama!
Here's an interview I did for Perfectly Queer with Wayne Goodman!
I'd be happy to hear from you, so feel free to send me a message.

I don't write many short stories, but here's me reading one: Dougie Doodles. And here I am reading the first chapter of an as-yet untitled novel in progress.

This way to WEBSTITUTE, a tribute page for Diet Popstitute
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Here I am in 2018, photo: Daniel Nicoletta
My memoir, Disasterama! Adventures in the Queer Underground 1977 - 1997, is available from Dog Eared Books, Amazon, and maybe even your fave local bookstore. To buy one RIGHT NOW, just click below!!! 
Alvin Orloff’s memoir of San Francisco queers facing the mounting AIDS crisis and freaking, caring, denying, performing, and carrying on is a witty remembrance that avoids cheap sentiment or easy responses. Tackling a mass of contradictions with unflinching realness, this book both entertains and inspires.” —Michael Musto, legendary NYC nightlife columnist

Disasterama! takes us deep into the 80s and the daily creative resistance that saved the culture’s soul during the plague years. With wit and flair, Orloff gives us a guided tour of the era’s vibrant subcultures and glittering, pointed reactions to a cold-hearted status quo. Heartbreaking and hilarious, sexed-up and political, Disasterama is a deeply personal coming-of-age story. —Michelle Tea, author Against Memoir, Valencia 

I’ve never read a better story of the true love of friendship.
—Bucky Sinister, author Black Hole

If you really want to relive the retro-camp glories, thrift store marathons, punk-rock Tupperware parties, illicit Castro ice-cream parlor after-hours, New Wave hooker adventures, and amphetamine-fueled art projects of a hallucinatory period equally split between AIDS tragedy and in-your-face, nothing-to-lose queer rebellion, than snag a copy of Alvin Orloff‘s new Disasterama! ―Marke BIeschke, 48 Hills
download a press kit from
​ http://threeroomspress.com/authors/disasterama/
or contact 
Peter Carlaftes, Co-Director, Three Rooms Press
(212) 731-0574 peter@threeroomspress.com 
Bio: Alvin Orloff began writing in 1977, while still a teenager, penning lyrics for The Blowdryers, an early San Francisco punk band. He spent the 1980s working as a telemarketer and exotic dancer while concurrently attending U.C. Berkeley and performing with The Popstitutes, a somewhat absurd performance art/homocore band. In 1990 he and his bandmates founded Klubstitute, a floating queer cabaret devoted to the ideal of cultural democracy that featured spoken word, theater, drag, and musical acts. In 1995 the club, whose staff and patrons had been ravaged by the AIDS epidemic, closed its doors and Orloff suddenly remembered that all he’d ever wanted to be was a writer. He subsequently published three whimsical novels, I Married an Earthling, Gutter Boys, and Why Aren’t You Smiling? before producing his memoir of life in the queer underground during the height of the AIDS crisis, Disasterama! Orloff currently lives in San Francisco and works as the manager of Dog Eared Books, a literary hot-spot in the heart of the Castro District . 



R.I.P. Miss Bambi Lake
There's a lovely column in the
​S.F. Examiner by Denise Sullivan
about our association:  Remembering Counterculture Legend Bambi Lake

You can also buy a copy of her fascinating memoir (which I co-wrote)​
You might also want to check out my three earlier books!

Why Aren't You Smiling?

Gutter Boys

I Married an earthling