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In this rollicking send-up of traditional sci-fi, Earth Studies professor Norvex 7 from the planet Zeeron decides to increase his university status by visiting Earth accompanied by Veeba 22, a chic hairdresser of the highest social order. Mistaken for evil villains and harmless frauds instead of the fabulous celebrities they are, Norvex ends up in San Francisco where all hell breaks loose when he crosses paths with the adolescent agony of Chester Julian, a gay Goth teenager with terrible acne. Part Jacqueline Susann romantasy, part cheesy Lost In Space episode, this gay comedy will delight any fan of pop culture literature.
Delivers the homo virtue of 
camp to its rightful position as
an indicator of a truly evolved
civilization . . . . even readers 
prepared for Orloffs sneaky, 
fun brilliance will be knocked 
on their butts.
- Michelle Tea, author of Valencia

Hilarious.
- The San Francisco Chronicle

Should be a mandatory text in 
all high school literature classes
- Stephen Beachy,
author of Whistling Song, Distortion

Its rare to find such erudite 
and analytical displays 
of biting camp logic.
- The Bay Area Reporter


Artfully navigates the 
treacherous space between 
camp excess and smart 
cultural observation.

- Bruce LaBruce, film-maker

Suspenseful.
- Jennifer Blowdryer
author of The Laziest Secretary
in the World


A fun ride.
- Comet Magazine

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